THE SCIENCE OF FUNKAWAY.
What is Funk? Yes it comes from sweat, but the perspiration itself doesn’t stink. The ripe odor actually emits from bacteria that feed on the sweat, and then out-gas the noxious odor. That’s right, the bacteria actually farts!
FunkAway is scientifically-designed to eliminate that bacteria smell. How? It’s formulated with a unique, patented compound called OM Complex™ that attacks the Funk created by hard days on the field, rink, court or jobsite.
Upon contact, FunkAway attacks the odor.
FunkAway absorbs the odor molecules, encasing them in a bubble.
Inside the funk-proof bubble, the odor is broken down.
The result: No more Funk.
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Noun: A strong, smell, stench or foul odor, generated by hard-earned perspiration.
“Dude, what is that Funk?” “I told you I was hustling out there, it’s my gear.”
Adjective: Absent, gone, abolished as in totally obliterated, not just covered up.
“Keep that stench out of my minivan.”
Adjective: No longer in effect or functioning.
“Your hockey bag is not going anywhere near my car until that smell is defunkt.”
Acronym: Why the funk?
“WTF? Because I worked my tail off and my gear can prove it.”
Adjective: In a smell: intense or pungent.
“Dude, your stuff is ripe. You better funkin’ spray it right away.”
Verb: To coat or soak fully.
“If you even start to smell the Funk, douse it with FunkAway.”